Along with going to Boy Scout Camp when I was little, I also worked there in 2005. I originally went up as a scout, but then I got offered a job. The Nature area needed some extra help for the last two weeks of camp, and the director (Helen) and her friend (Doug) decided they wanted me to help them out. Since I had nothing better to do that summer and it was only 2 weeks, I decided to go along with it.
I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
The first night I was there, I went to go hang out with Doug, since he was the only person I knew. I went into his cabin and chilled for a bit, just talking to him and is roommate Kenny.
At some point, Doug announced he had to leave. I don't know why, he just had some place to go. So he left me and Kenny in his room. I felt kind of awkward, because I didn't really know Kenny. I knew who we was, because every week in Chawanakee, there's this thing called the Thumbstick Awards. Basically, there are Commissioners, and they're assigned to certain campsites. During the day, they go to said campsites and check the cleanliness of them. If your campsite is the cleanest for the day, you win the Thumbstick. Basically, the Thumbstick is just a random stick, and its yours for the night to do whatever you wish to do with it. (One time we doused it with peanut butter, mustard, and underwear.)
Anyway, Kenny was the Human Thumbstick. Every night he would be awarded to a certain troop, whoever we felt the need to give him to. They could dress him up however they wanted for the next evening's flag ceremony.
So, I knew who Kenny was, but I didn't really know him at all. We kind of sat in silence for a bit, and eventually he, too, announced he was going to leave. There obviously was nothing I could say to that, but with him leaving, I didn't know what to do.
Before he left, however, he said, "Don't sit on my bed."
I just kind of looked at him and said "Ok?"
He stopped and looked me dead in the eye. Now, this is a direct quote, so pardon my French.
"If you sit on my bed, I will fuck you."
What the hell? I really didn't know how to respond to that kind of a threat at all, so I just sort of looked at him and said, "Ok," again.
Oh, but Kenny decided he wasn't done yet. He unbuttoned and unzipped his pants and pulled them down. Then he held his penis in his hands and said, "Do you see this?" (Obviously I see it, you freak, you've got your penis a foot away from my face.) "I will FUCK YOU!"
He then pulled up his pants and left, leaving me completely flabberghasted. When I signed up for this, I didn't think I was going to get raped. I really had no idea what to do after he left. I didn't even know if I should walk to the door. There was a part of me that wanted to sit on his bed just to see if he was kidding, but then there was the part of me that told me he wasn't and I would be safer just getting the hell out of there.
In the end, I just booked it out of the room and did not get anally raped by Kenny. He did, however, end up being really cool, and he's just got one of those personalities where you need to understand he's always kidding. It might be nice to have been warned of that beforehand.