Draw Me Inside
The story of my song and how it was recorded. With a link to download.

Disneyland: A ZombieKim Exclusive
An exclusive from Kim at ZombieKim.com about her random, kind of disgusting trip to Disneyland.

Just Another Day...
What would my life be like if I didn't have intense work days? Well...It wouldn't be anything like this...

If I Wanted to Kill You
Think you've ever had a bad roommate? You have no idea...

The Moonlit Mile
A comedy about yet another random Camp Chawanakee adventure.

My Dorm Room
A ghost story about my experiences in my college dorm my Freshman year.

I Will F*CK YOU!
A story from when I worked at Boy Scout Camp, and probably one of the most traumatizing experiences there. The title (I will F*CK YOU) was screamed at me. Twice.

So...That Was Weird
A story about my friend, Brittanie's, little put-put car...That almost got us killed.

The France Trip
This is a story about the highlights of my trip to France, taken in my Sophomore year of high school. This story was kind of the whole basis idea of the site.

My First Skillet Concert
This story is about the first time I ever saw my favorite band, Skillet. For this, as well as The Best Birthday...Ever, once I figure out flash and embedding videos they'll be viewable online, but right now they're just up for download.

Oh, Boy Scout Camp...
Apparently my Boy Scout Camp stories are really funny, so they'll probably end up being the bulk of the site. This is but one of the many Boy Scout Camp stories I've got.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Since I grew up in the middle of nowhere, it would only be proper that I would have a story about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

My First Suspension
I've only been suspended from school one time, and this would be the reason why...

The Best Birthday...Ever
No birthday will ever top this one. None of mine, none of yours...none. This is another Skillet story, and it's about what happened with them and my 19th birthday.

The Tower of Terror
I have had many a near death experience in my life, and this is but one of them. Probably the most entertaining and least scary of any of my near death experiences.

Fishing
Speaking of near death experiences, this is the first one I ever had...that I can remember.

Snipe Hunting
Another Boy Scout Camp story, dealing with the joys (and horrors) of snipe hunting. Don't know what snipe hunting is? Well, read the story and find out.