Updates:
07/16/10
The first update of 2010! It's a rant on tourists. Enjoy!
11/18/09
I know it's been forever since I've had an update, but I started back up in school and this semester's been crazy. The site will probably go back and forth with being on hiatus, but enjoy what there actually is! I added a story called Draw Me Inside, and it's about the song I wrote. Enjoy.

What's up guys? Welcome to my site. A little background information on what this is all about. For quite some time now, I've been told I have one of the most random lives of anyone my friends know. My friend, Jennifer Baney, and I were talking once about said random life, and I told her I should start chronicling it. She agreed enthustiastically, saying if I did that it would be "comedy gold."

So here it is. Under the About Me section, you can just find out random facts about me. The Stories section is the heart of this site, where all of my awesomely (funny?) stories go. The Categories section is where you can browse by the category of stories to further your choice in what you'd like to read. I haven't quite figured out what I'm going to put in Random yet, but I imagine it will be...random. The guestbook is now up as well, so go ahead and sign it.

Everything currently has something to look through, but only Categories and Stories are really exciting.

Enjoy.